As wierd as it will get

I was smelling the trees when some smartypants started to pick my nose and then I ran away. I was licking the toilet bowl when smartypants hurried up the the stairs. The cat and blue mouse ate my pants! They also slapped and argued about the round-about when the trees fell. The lightening burped loudly with the thunder and struck the tail of the mouse. Smartypants started to cry about not being friends with the machine guns. He tugged the tugboat and my asparagus cooker started to burn. "Help me!" laughed the ticklish giant donkeys. Air came from Rob's butt, smartypants and I cried after smelling it.