What happens if you put a cat and a dog together?

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Well... that's what exactly happens.

My brothers and I used to love this cartoon and we always watched it but, not until my mom took DISNEY CHANNEL, CARTOON NETWORK and NICKELODEON away!!

I was deppresed when she took them away from me I thought I would DIE!!

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But now, after 6 years without it, i'm still alive.

(So, to the mum's out there reading this, take all these 3 channels away from them ) (and channel 63 too)

Actually I just want to make all the little kids suffer!!!

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LOL I'm joking....

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But, I WANT THE CHANNELS BACK!!! :(

Lalalalalalalaaaa....

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

LOL!!!